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GINA HASPEL ON GUANTANAMO: GARDENING DOESN’T HAVE TO BE TORTURE

by eTruePolitics | May 9, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |

All women are human beings. Gina Haspel is a woman. Hence, Gina Haspel is a human being. Not buying it. No one is. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela/Raybird Design...

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