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Drain The Swamp? On Sarah Sanders Last Day as Press Secretary Vile Press Releases Memoir: “I’m Not Aware: Inside the Mind of America’s Mouthpiece”
by eTruePolitics | Jun 28, 2019 | Breaking Stories, More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Vile Press, an imprint of Breitbart Media, announced today the...
Read MoreJim Jordan Denies Trump’s $35k Check Exists
by eTruePolitics | Feb 28, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Doubling down on current president Donald Trump’s accusation...
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by eTruePolitics | Feb 1, 2019 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
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Read More“HANNITY WON’T SHUT UP!” FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP DEMANDS NEW PRISON CELL
by eTruePolitics | Jun 7, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Allenwood, PA (eTruePolitics) – When chickens come home to roost: Donald Trump’s jailhouse blues. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreHOPING TO CAPITALIZE ON BEST-SELLING BUNNY BOOK, PENCE ANNOUNCES “REPUBLICANS LYING FOR JESUS FOUNDATION”
by eTruePolitics | Mar 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “I received word from a higher power,” vice-president Mike Pence explained at a carefully crafted White House press conference announcing formation of the...
Read MoreDonald Jr.’s T-Shirt Triggers Book Publishing Interest
by eTruePolitics | Apr 17, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Mar-a-Lago, FL (eTruePolitics) – A t-shirt with ‘book title’ written all over it? The self-deprecating garment was worn poolside at Mar-a-Lago this weekend by the current president’s eldest son as an...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.