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Washington (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald Trump will formally announce to the country that he has added a Medal of Honor to his heretofore private ‘Trump Awards’ collection, eTruePolitics has...
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Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “I received word from a higher power,” vice-president Mike Pence explained at a carefully crafted White House press conference announcing formation of the...
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump is insane. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for ‘good’ men to do nothing. There are currently 40 active duty 4-star officers in the United States...
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – First Melania Trump was caught plagiarizing a Michelle Obama...
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Chicago (eTruePolitics) – President-elect Donald Trump knows how to ruin a good party: nominate Cubs’ co-owner Todd Ricketts Deputy Secretary of Commerce. Chicago, say goodbye to the warm glow that was the Cubs...
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New York (eTruePolitics) – Despite a shocking presidential election victory (or, perhaps, because of it) Manhattan real estate experts are widely predicting that sales of condo units in Trump buildings worldwide will...
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New York (eTruePolitics) – Journalistic integrity 101: With a headline blaring “Stick a fork in it,” the current Republican presidential candidate’s own magazine calls for Donald J. Trump to quit....
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New Hampshire (eTruePolitics) – Following fierce media and public criticism after calling Donald Trump a “role model’ for children, beleaguered Senator Kelly Ayotte has reportedly ordered that a 10,000 copy...
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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