Tag: DonaldTrump
Snarky Hometown Prank Hurts Devin Nunes’s Feelings
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 5, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 1 |
Paul Ryan Trashes Trump in Explosive New Book: “My Overweening Ambition Led Me to Support a Tr...
Posted by eTruePolitics | Sep 12, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“Unwanted” Ivanka Trump to Star in Remake of Woody Allen’s Mocumentary “Zeli...
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jul 1, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Republicans Reveal Plans for Statue in New York Harbor Honoring Steve Bannon for His Criminal Contempt of Congress Conviction
by eTruePolitics | Oct 21, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – “Steve deserves it,” said Donald Trump in revealing...
Read MoreSnarky Hometown Prank Hurts Devin Nunes’s Feelings
by eTruePolitics | Jan 5, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 1 |
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Tulare, CA, birthplace of Rep. Devin Nunes, the...
Read MoreTrump’s Christmas: When All the Music Got Sad
by eTruePolitics | Dec 18, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Oh, Donnie boy, the Feds, the Feds are calling From jail to jail, and down the courtroom side. The...
Read More“Mick Chews With His Mouth Open.” Trump Fires Mulvaney, Replaces Him with Longtime Spokesman John Barron
by eTruePolitics | Oct 21, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Following an intimate White House dinner, current...
Read MoreVile Press Publishes ‘Instant’ Book “Where’s Rudy?” by Donald J. Trump
by eTruePolitics | Oct 15, 2019 | Breaking Stories, More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Vile Press, the book publishing arm of Breitbart Media,...
Read MorePaul Ryan Trashes Trump in Explosive New Book: “My Overweening Ambition Led Me to Support a Traitorous, Unbalanced & Despicable Human Being”
by eTruePolitics | Sep 12, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Paul Ryan abandons the Trump ship. The only question...
Read More“Unwanted” Ivanka Trump to Star in Remake of Woody Allen’s Mocumentary “Zelig”
by eTruePolitics | Jul 1, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – In her first starring film role, Ivanka Trump is set to play the...
Read More70 Years Later Paul Ryan’s Moral Failure in Supporting Trump Still Haunts Family
by eTruePolitics | Aug 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Janesville, WI., November 11, 2088 – For Hillary Ryan-Abidi, descendant of one of the most...
Read MoreONE TOKE OVER THE LINE? JEFF SESSIONS POT PUFFING PAST
by eTruePolitics | Aug 11, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Venice, CA (eTruePolitics) – J. Beauregard Sessions: Midnight puffer. Who knew? Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreTRUMP ADDS MEDAL OF HONOR TO HIS GROWING COLLECTION OF AWARDS
by eTruePolitics | Jul 24, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald Trump will formally announce to the country that he has added a Medal of Honor to his heretofore private ‘Trump Awards’ collection, eTruePolitics has...
Read MoreTRUMP SURROGATE JOHN BARRON CLAIMS VOICE ON COHEN TAPES IS HIS, NOT TRUMP’S
by eTruePolitics | Jul 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Longtime Trump surrogate John Barron (also known as John Miller) claimed today that the voice said to be Donald Trump’s on the just revealed Michael Cohen tapes is in fact his own,...
Read MoreLET’S GO TRUMPS? PRESIDENT SET TO BUY METS. GUESS WHO’S BATTING CLEANUP?
by eTruePolitics | Jul 1, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – The Trump Organization is in serious discussions to purchase the New York Mets, according to sources close to the White House, eTruePolitics has learned. Current press secretary Sarah...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.