Tag: Donald Trump
Jim Jordan Denies He Was Forced to Repeat Third Grade
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 20, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Portion Control Blamed for Trump Emergency Visit to Florida Hospital Last Week
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 11, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Pence Will Refuse Subpoena Due To Work-Related Conflict
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Entitlement” Written by Trump Children Said to be F...
Posted by eTruePolitics | Sep 22, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Get the ‘Wanted For Treason’ Posters Out to the People
Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 6, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
House Republicans Unveil New Republican Party Symbol
by eTruePolitics | Feb 23, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Led by House Speaker Mike Johnson far-right House Republicans...
Read MoreJim Jordan Denies He Was Forced to Repeat Third Grade
by eTruePolitics | Apr 20, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington; Urbana, IL (eTruePolitics) – Rep. Jim Jordan was forced today to deny social media...
Read MoreDeSantis Signs Endorsement Deal With Royal Pudding
by eTruePolitics | Apr 19, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Chicago, IL; Tallahassee, FL (eTruePolitics) – Florida governor Ron DeSantis has signed a...
Read MorePortion Control Blamed for Trump Emergency Visit to Florida Hospital Last Week
by eTruePolitics | Feb 11, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Call it The Case of the Deadly Red Velvet Cake. But the mystery...
Read MorePence Will Refuse Subpoena Due To Work-Related Conflict
by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Columbus, OH (eTruePolitics) – Talk about strict work place rules. The McDonald’s Corporation has...
Read More“The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Entitlement” Written by Trump Children Said to be Focus of NY AG Letitia James’ Investigation
by eTruePolitics | Sep 22, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – A key focus of New York State Attorney General Letitia...
Read MoreGet the ‘Wanted For Treason’ Posters Out to the People
by eTruePolitics | Mar 6, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“It’s astounding how often you fail to live up to minimum standards of decency,...
Read MoreKellyanne Conway Memoir Bombshell Confirms Rumors of Alien Ethnicity
by eTruePolitics | Jan 30, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – In excerpts from her forthcoming autobiography...
Read MoreBeleaguered MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Breaks With “Commie-Lover” Trump
by eTruePolitics | Aug 1, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Franklin D. Java UNKNOWN LOCATION (eTruePolitics) – Call it ‘How to Avoid Attention...
Read More“Trumpski” Added to Official Russian Dictionary
by eTruePolitics | Mar 17, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey Moscow (eTruePolitics) – Da, comradski? “It’s a Russian world now and I...
Read MoreSnarky Hometown Prank Hurts Devin Nunes’s Feelings
by eTruePolitics | Jan 5, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 1 |
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Tulare, CA, birthplace of Rep. Devin Nunes, the...
Read MoreFurious Trump to Replace Melania as First Lady with Daughter Ivanka
by eTruePolitics | Dec 29, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Furious with wife Melania’s tacky renovations...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.