Washington, D.T. (eTruePolitics) – With rumors swirling that Sean Spicer will be fired within days, the current White House press secretary’s eponymous herb collection, “Sean Spicer’s Unsavory Spices,” has been unceremoniously removed from the WhiteHouse.gov website. The special spice collection can still be purchased directly from Mr. Spicer through his personal Twitter account: @seanspicer, but […]
“IT WAS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL THEY BEGAN TO SING” – AMERICAN TRAITORS: A DARK MUSICAL HEADED TO BROADWAY
New York (eTruePolitics) – Hamilton it’s not – yet anyway – but “America’s Traitors: A Dark Musical” has attracted over $15 million from private investors according to a source close to the Broadway League, the national trade association of the Broadway theater industry. eTruePolitics acquired a sample promotional poster, used in the show’s business plan. The […]
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “A good guy?” Memo to retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, current president Donald Trump’s former national security adviser: It is illegal for retired military officers to take payments from foreign governments. It is traitorous to give aid and comfort to the enemy. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
BYE-BYE REINCEY? DEPUTY PRESS SECY JOHN MILLER CALLS REINCE PRIEBUS A “WEENIE” ON LEAKED WHITE HOUSE TAPE
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Acting White House press secretary John Miller is reportedly on tape calling cbeleaguered Trump chief of staff Reince Priebus a “real weenie, you wouldn’t believe this guy.” It is well known that Miller’s boss, Mr. Donald Trump, hates weakness. A boyhood friend of the current President, Miller is considered a highly reliable […]
“I TOLD HIM NOT TO THE PUT THE ACCOUNTS IN HIS NAME.” ANGRY TRUMP ORDERS NEWLY COMMISSIONED 2ND LT JARED KUSHNER TO IRAQ
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The scariest father-in-law in the world? Following reports that current president Donald Trump is furious at Jared Kushner for attracting the attention of Special Counsel Robert Mueller, sources close to the White House says the presidential son-in-law has reportedly been commissioned a Second Lieutenant in the U.S. Army and ordered to […]
Salem, MA (eTruePolitics) – “Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it,” said Sarah Good in her first comments on current president Donald Trump’s claim that he was the victim of “the greatest witch-hunt in American history.” “Mr. Trump is a lunatic,” added Good, who was executed in 1692 following the Salem Witch Trials.
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – A new poll from the Pepe Le Pew Research Center released today found that 109% of the world’s inhabitants believe that Republicans are “spineless, slimy traitors.” Current White House press secretary Sean Spicer quickly denounced the results. “This Looney Tunes poll stinks, ” Spicer said. “It is both intellectually disingenuous and […]
New York (eTruePolitics) – You’d think Flag Day would be a happy day for current U.S. president Donald Trump. You would be mistaken. “I’m the most patriotic president ever and I don’t get enough credit for it!” an agitated Donald Trump told Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy in a Wednesday morning interview. “I have […]
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – On December 14th, 2012, twenty children and six adults were killed by a mentally ill 20-year-old at Sandy Hook elementary school in Connecticut. On Sunday, June 18th Megyn Kelly, of NBC News, will interview a man who insists the murders are a hoax. “There are two things people need to grieve […]