Tag: Donald J. Trump
Trump Angrily Denies Rumor Calling for “Heil to the Tweeter” to Replace “Hail to the Chief” as Presidential Anthem
by eTruePolitics | Dec 8, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey New York (eTruePolitics) – Another day, another meltdown. “SAD AND...
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by eTruePolitics | Dec 19, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, New York (eTruePolitics) – After what was said to be an “intense...
Read MoreMulvaney Press Conference Deconstructed
by eTruePolitics | Oct 17, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“The man who lies to himself … loses all respect for himself and for others. And...
Read MoreGreatest Birthday Present Ever? Trump Nominates His “Best Friend” Putin as U.S. Secretary of the Exterior
by eTruePolitics | Oct 7, 2019 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
New York, Moscow (eTruePolitics) – In an unexpected move, current President Donald Trump...
Read MoreIf You See This Man Call 911
by eTruePolitics | Aug 20, 2019 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
“Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow – if...
Read MorePresident’s Son Denies Russian Influence in Redesign of Trump National Golf Club’s Flagsticks
by eTruePolitics | Feb 4, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“They’re red, white and blue. No collusion.” – Donald J. Trump, Jr. (executive) ...
Read More“PROFILES IN COWARDICE” BY PAUL RYAN: “IT’S NOT EVERYBODY WHO CAN IGNORE THEIR CONSCIENCE”
by eTruePolitics | Aug 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“It’s not everybody who can ignore their conscience.” Washington (eTruePolitics) – The quote above is the epigraph from Paul Ryan’s “Profiles in Cowardice,” published today by ...
Read MoreIN RESPONSE TO BAN BY YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK, SPOTIFY AND GOOGLE, ALEX JONES ANNOUNCES PLANS FOR THE ‘CEMETERY OF HUMANITY’ FAMILY AMUSEMENT PARK
by eTruePolitics | Aug 6, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Austin, TX (eTruePolitics) – Conspiracy theorist and uniquely unhinged American performance artist Alex Jones announced today plans for “The Cemetery of Humanity,” a family amusement park catering to “all...
Read MoreCB-OH-NO! “24 IS JUST A NUMBER,” SAYS CURRENT PRESIDENT
by eTruePolitics | May 24, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – According to the federal budget projections from the Congressional Budget Office, 24 million Americans will lose their health insurance if the American Health Care Act passes into law. ...
Read More“WHAT A F***ING IDIOT” DAILY NEWS HEADLINE ENRAGES TRUMP
by eTruePolitics | Dec 3, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
President-elect Orders Supreme Court to Recall All Copies of Saturday’s Paper New York (eTruePolitics) – It didn’t take long for Donald Trump’s quiet Saturday morning, snuggled in his breakfast nook,...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.