Tag: Corey Lewandowski
Kavanaugh “Investigation” Reveals J. Edgar Hoover’s Continuing Influence on the FBI
by eTruePolitics | Sep 18, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy,...
Read MoreBOX OF TRAITORS: FREE SHIPPING TO SING SING
by eTruePolitics | Aug 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “Amazon will offer free shipping!” – Jeff Bezos Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreLEWANDOWSKI SET TO TAKE OVER REINS AT CNN
by eTruePolitics | Jun 27, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker is set to appoint fiery, trash-talking pundit and political adviser Corey Lewandowski as Managing Director of CNN, making him, in effect, head of the...
Read More“Because They’re Stupid”: Homer Simpson on Trump Voters
by eTruePolitics | Sep 17, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Springfield, America (eTruePolitics) – Homer Simpson talks facts, stupidity, statistics and...
Read MoreCritics Unkind to Corey Lewandowski’s “Ratahooey” Reality TV Show
by eTruePolitics | Aug 18, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Television Reviews-in-Brief. (Though not yet on CNN’s schedule, eTruePolitics obtained a pilot presentation of “Ratahooey” from a CNN source who requested anonymity because...
Read MoreTBS Plans Comedy Based on Zucker Lewandowski Bro-mance
by eTruePolitics | Jul 24, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Atlanta (eTruePolitics) – TBS will produce a remake of “I Love You, Man” based on the relationship between CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker and former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, whose hiring...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.