Tag: #Collusion
Putin’s Hot Pockets: Joint Venture with GOP to Introduce Popular Sandwich in Russia
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 25, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“I Am the Great and Powerful Covfefe of Trumplandia”
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 4, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Tenants Vote To Change Trump Flagship Building Name. ‘Dirt Tower’ Hurts.
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jun 24, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Trump Erupts Over “Putin-Free” Restaurant Movement
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 23, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Merriam-Webster! Please Update Your ‘Russian’ Entry
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
The Spineless Institute Set For Flood of Republican Patients
by eTruePolitics | Feb 7, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey New York (eTruePolitics) – The Spineless Institute, a lock down psychiatric...
Read MorePutin’s Hot Pockets: Joint Venture with GOP to Introduce Popular Sandwich in Russia
by eTruePolitics | Oct 25, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Moscow (eTruePolitics) – McDonald’s in Russia? Be afraid. There’s a new fast food product in town....
Read More“I Am the Great and Powerful Covfefe of Trumplandia”
by eTruePolitics | Oct 4, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Horror movie Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreTenants Vote To Change Trump Flagship Building Name. ‘Dirt Tower’ Hurts.
by eTruePolitics | Jun 24, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Yet another prominent Manhattan building has removed the Trump...
Read MoreTrump Erupts Over “Putin-Free” Restaurant Movement
by eTruePolitics | Feb 23, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – According to the Restaurant Group of America, Russian President...
Read MoreMerriam-Webster! Please Update Your ‘Russian’ Entry
by eTruePolitics | Feb 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
To: Merriam-Webster Fr: eTruePolitics Re: Your ‘Russian’ (noun) entry Though we have...
Read MorePresident’s Son Denies Russian Influence in Redesign of Trump National Golf Club’s Flagsticks
by eTruePolitics | Feb 4, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“They’re red, white and blue. No collusion.” – Donald J. Trump, Jr. (executive) ...
Read MoreTrump Furious Over Straitjacket Prank
by eTruePolitics | Jan 10, 2019 | More Stuff That Pisses Us Off | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “Disgusted and angry,” growled White House press secretary Sarah...
Read More“PAUL RYAN SIGNATURE KNEE PADS” NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. “BEST I’VE EVER USED” SAYS REP DEVIN NUNES
by eTruePolitics | Aug 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – A must accessory for all Republicans. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreORWELL’S NIGHTMARE: “WHAT YOU’RE SEEING AND WHAT YOU’RE READING IS NOT WHAT’S HAPPENING”
by eTruePolitics | Jul 26, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.” – Donald Trump, president “We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it.” – George...
Read MoreTRUMP AWARDED NOBEL PIECE PRIZE
by eTruePolitics | May 24, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Couldn’t have done it without his peeps. “If worthless men are sometimes at the head of affairs, it is, I believe, because worthless men are at the tail and the middle.” John Adams...
Read MoreATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS SWEARS ON THE BIBLE THAT HIS PERJURY PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES ARE MADE WITH REALLY WHITE SUGAR
by eTruePolitics | May 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Indict-ably delicious: sweet. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.