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Trump to Replace American Eagle with Diamondback Rattlesnake as National Emblem

by eTruePolitics | May 16, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |

New York (eTruePolitics) – Defacto Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is set to replace the American Eagle with the Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake, the most venomous snake in the United States, as our national...

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