T.RUMP DINOSAUR FOSSIL DISCOVERED IN MANHATTAN. “LIVING ANCESTOR POSSIBLE”
New York (eTruePolitics) – New York University paleontologists excavating at the site of a new luxury hotel in Manhattan have unearthed the bones of Tyrannosaurus Rump, or T.rump, one of the rarest dinosaurs from the Trumpozoic era, approximately 666 million years ago.
Stunningly, DNA on-site field testing revealed that a living ancestor of the creature could conceivably exist today, prompting the Trump administration to quick action.
“We are putting the nation on high alert,” warned EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt in an extraordinarily brief press conference outside his lead lined office phone booth.
“At the request of our president, we are intensively searching New York City, Washington D.C. and South Florida for any T.rump sightings,” Pruitt added. “You can never be too careful around dinosaurs.”
The discovery of the T.rump, a bellicose carnivore with a negligible cerebrum mass, short limbs featuring tiny claw-like hands, and a head covered with rare orange feathers, surprised anthropologists who previously believed the T.rump had never migrated north of what is now Mexico.
Primarily a scavenger, the T.rump featured a distinctive ‘forked’ tongue seen only in sexually immature alligators.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela