SWISS BAR TRUMP COUNSELOR KELLYANNE CONWAY FROM ENTERING COUNTRY
Washington (eTruePolitics) – BREAKING: Swiss authorities have barred Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway from entering the country to attend the upcoming World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.
“We have reason to believe Ms. Conway’s passport contains false information,” a Swiss government source told eTruePolitics.
For months, Conway has aggressively denied press rumors circulating in Washington questioning the legitimacy of her American citizenship based on reports of alien ancestry on her paternal side.
“In no way would President Trump hire an alien,” said Conway. “I promise you one thing, you’ll never see another Toblerone bar in the White House.”
“The Fake News media wouldn’t know a real alien if it spat in their faces,” an increasingly emotional Conway snarled. “If I were a real alien why would they dress me up the way they do? Come on.
“Switzerland sucks,” Conway erupted before breaking down in tears and quickly being led away from reporters.
“I didn’t even know she had tear ducts,” commented a long time aide.
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