MICHAEL COHEN PARTNERS WITH L.L. BEAN TO MARKET THE “TRUMP SIGNATURE EDITION SWAMP BOOT”
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Attorney Michael Cohen, who has reportedly made millions by selling access to Donald Trump, announced today a joint venture with the current president for a “Trump Signature Edition Swamp Boot,” a $666.00 version of L.L. Bean’s iconic, best-selling ‘duck’ boot.
“Mr. Trump has found draining the swamp much harder than he thought,” said Cohen, “and therefore decided to immediately release the Trump Signature Edition Swamp Boot so wealthy Americans can have the opportunity to be 100% safe from Hillary Clinton.”
“It’s got gold laces,” Trump told Fox News personality Maria Bartiromo.
In an angry exchange with reporters, White House press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders blasted critics of the deal, which appears to violate the Emoluments clause prohibiting office holders from profiting from their positions.
“Rich people need to keep their feet dry too,” snarled Sanders. “What’s so hard to understand about that?”
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela