TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT JEFF SESSIONS, WELL ABOUT HIS PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES
Bedminster, N.J. (eTruePolitics) – “Very funny,” a jovial Donald Trump told reporters after being given a parody peanut butter cookie designed to mock attorney general Jefferson Beauregard Sessions.
As he wrapped up a low-key vacation the current president quickly popped two of the cookies in his mouth, chewing aggressively with his mouth mostly closed.
“Even if that weakling Jeff Sessions cooked them, best peanut butter cookies I ever ate,” winked Trump, who was seen slipping six cookie bags into his pants pocket before eagerly waddling off to an early bird supper with Sarah Sanders and visiting in-laws Viktor and Amalija Knavs.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela