BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT JEFF SESSIONS, WELL ABOUT HIS PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “Very funny,” a jovial Donald Trump told reporters after being given a parody peanut butter cookie designed to mock fired attorney general Jefferson Beauregard Sessions.
As he wrapped up a low-key press conference the current president quickly popped two of the cookies in his mouth, chewing aggressively with his mouth mostly closed.
“Even if that weakling Jeff Sessions cooked them, best peanut butter cookies I ever ate,” winked Trump, who was seen slipping six cookie bags into his pants pocket before eagerly waddling off to an early bird supper with Sarah Sanders and new Attorney General Matthew “Meat” Whitaker.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela