BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT JEFF SESSIONS
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “Very funny,” a jovial Donald Trump told reporters after being given a parody ‘perjury’ peanut butter cookie designed to mock attorney general Jefferson Beauregard Sessions.
Sources close to the embattled attorney general suspect Trump is promoting the idea that Sessions committed perjury before Congress, thereby giving the current president the grounds to fire the A.G.
“Have to say, probably the best cookie I ever ate,” added the jolly president who was seen slipping two J.R. Sessions Perjury Peanut Butter cookie bags into his right coat pocket before sitting down to dinner.
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