TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT JEFF SESSIONS, WELL ABOUT HIS PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES
Bedminster, N.J. (eTruePolitics) – “Very funny,” a jovial Donald Trump told reporters after being given a parody ‘perjury’ peanut butter cookie designed to mock attorney general Jefferson Beauregard Sessions.
The vacationing president quickly popped two of the cookies in his mouth, chewing aggressively with his mouth mostly closed.
“Even if that weakling Jeff Sessions cooked them, best peanut butter cookies I ever ate,” winked Trump, who later was seen slipping six peanut butter cookie bags into his right coat pocket before waddling off to an early bird supper with press secretary Sarah Sanders and visiting in-laws Viktor and Amalija Knavs.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela