WITH WALL STREET IN TURMOIL, ACTING PRESIDENT SEAN HANNITY ANNOUNCES IMMEDIATE MOVE TO D.C. MANSION TO BE “CLOSER TO THE ACTION”
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – As falling Wall Street stocks alarmed the nation, acting U.S. president Sean Hannity announced today that he and his wife, Jill Rhodes, will be moving to a D.C. area mansion to be “closer to the action.” A date for the departure of the current resident has not yet been set, Hannity said.
“But he could easily move into one of the basement offices,” the acting president said, referring to Donald J. Trump. “We’ll see how it goes.
“With his impending divorce and maybe losing the president gig everything is a bit up in the air,” added Hannity who is said to be “enjoying the hell out of being president, even if it is just acting,” according to a Fox News staffer who requested anonymity before speaking to the press because she feared for her life. “God called me to save the nation,” explained Hannity, “and I am happy to do so.”
“The new place, which we’re calling ‘Hannity House,’ has quite a large yard,” said Rhodes, “so we’re going to build a playhouse that’s an exact replica of our estate in Nassau County, complete with a kiddie slide.
“Sean just loves slides. When Paul Manafort and Mikey Flynn come over, they play for hours, giddy with joy. It’s beautiful to witness. ”
Photo illustration and reporting by Ray Dougela