New York (eTruePolitics) – A public toilet near New York University’s School of Law has been renamed to honor current presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani, a 1968 graduate.

“With everything going on, I’m a little backed up right now,” an emotional Giuliani said at the toilet’s dedication, “but I’m looking forward to using these facilities as soon as I’m able.

“I don’t speak Latin, or any other language,” added Giuliani, “but I’m chuck-a-buck full of gratitude for all the kindness shown me today.”

Mr. Giuliani may want to hold the gratitude: the Latin carved alongside the toilet’s main entrance translates to:

“Don’t be like Rudy” and “Stupid Lawyer.”

 

 

Photo illustration by Ray Dougela/Raybird Design