“WHEN YOUR CREDIT’S BAD, GO SEE VLAD.” TRUMP SAID TO OWE $1.3 BILLION TO SHORT TERM LENDER ‘PUTIN’S PAYDAY LOANS’
Washington (eTruePolitics) – As part of its investigation into Russian influence on the 2016 elections and its relationship to the Trump administration, the FBI is said to be focusing on a $1.3 billion loan from ‘Putin’s Payday Loans,’ a shady short term loan company with ties to Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin, eTruePolitics has learned.
The loan, according to sources close to the Trump family, carried no interest and was only secured after being rejected by scores of banks in multiple countries.
“Absolute hogwash,” snorted Sarah Sanders, the imposing White House director of communications. “President Trump has all the rubles he could ever want, believe me. But if there is a possibility the president does owe his friend Vladi any money I’m sure they’ll about it at the Helsinki summit beginning July 16th.”
As the Putin’s Payday Loans story broke, current president Trump tweeted out: “Vladi is a great leader and lender.”
The tweet was deleted two minutes later.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela