New York (eTrueSports) – TNT’s analyst Chris Webber will receive the coveted 2016 Most Muted Award from the US Basketball Fans Association. “It was pointless to wait until the end of the season,” said a USBFA spokesman.
New York (eTrueSports) – In an about-to-be-released press statement, Donald J. Trump will announce a ban on Phil Mickelson at all Trump-owned courses, including those “in Scotland and other foreign countries,” sources told eTrueSports.
“Folks, there’s a reason why everybody calls him ‘Lefty’,” Trump reportedly said. “Believe me, Commies don’t make the cut in Trump world.”
New York (eTrueSports) – Donald Trump joined Andrew Cuomo today in calling for MMA cage fighting to replace baseball as the country’s National Pastime.
“Violence and vulgarity are the best economic generators ever,” said Trump who called baseball “insufficiently savage” and praised the NY Governor for his “morality- free” leadership in pushing for state legalization of America’s favorite blood sport.
Tavern on the Green Jacket is a new Augusta restaurant and a certain iconic NY eatery isn’t happy about it and they’re suing. Neither are the folks who run the Masters, they’re suing. eTrueSports isn’t taking sides, but we love the menu.
NEW YORK (eTrueSports) – According to press reports the U.S. Children’s Alliance, an advocacy group, called on TBS to not show close-ups of North Carolina basketball coach Roy Williams’ face during Monday’s NCAA championship game.
“Snarling scares kids,” the organization said in a sternly worded letter to TBS.
In a related story Williams has signed with Alpha Books to pen The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Whining.
“I’ve been an unpleasant crybaby all my life,” explained Williams.