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Trinity College has taken the unprecedented move to “vacate” the diplomas of Tucker Carlson (’91)...
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Putin Set To Name Trump King of Ukraine; Diet Coke Shortage Could Scuttle Deal
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Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett Tells Trump He’s Untouchable
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Putin Wing of Republican Party Unveils Controversial New Symbol
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Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – In a yet another attempt to ingratiate himself with the far...
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Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) -“Donald Trump’s Bible Bedtime Stories”, a new prayer podcast...
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The good times are all gone and you’re fired. Photo illustration by Ray...
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” It’s either Swalwell or Nadler has to die before the election. They need to get the...
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“I must tell you that Mr. Trump is a man to whose utterances no attention should be paid. He is to...
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Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
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An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.