Salem, MA (eTruePolitics) – “Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it,” said Sarah Good in her first comments on current president Donald Trump’s claim that he is the victim of “the greatest witch-hunt in American history.”
“Mr. Trump is a lunatic,” added Good, who was executed in 1692 following the Salem Witch Trials.
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “The man (or woman) who lies to himself … loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect, ceases to love.” – Fyodor Dostoevsky (The Brothers Karamazov)
New York (eTruePolitics) – Vile Press, an imprint of Breitbart Media, announced today the publication of current White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ first book, “I’M NOT AWARE … Inside The Mind of America’s Best Known Mouthpiece.”
The slim memoir was written, according to press materials provided by the publisher, during Sanders “downtime” from lying to the press and baking pies.
“My daddy writes lots of books,” said Sanders, “and so can I.”
“I’m Not Aware … ,” praised by reviewer Ann Coulter as “clueless and reprehensible in all the right ways,” is being distributed in 45 of West Virginia’s 7 Eleven’s stores and will be supported by a nationwide direct mail campaign to target low information voters and/or angry old white people.