british open

10. “Summer, my ass.”

9. “Greatest thing about the Open? No Curtis Strange.”

8. “Yes, Mr. Montgomerie, we know you’re upset about something.”

7. “A Postage Stamp belongs on a letter not a golf course.”

6. “I feel so sorry for Tiger.”

5. “You think it’s true that wind causes more suicides than depression?”

4. “The red faces? Not sunburn.”

3. “Can’t wait to have the haggis tonight.”

2.. “Boy, Jim Furyk is a wacky guy.”

1. “Was that David Cameron hiding in the Coffin bunker?”