FOLLOWING CANCELLATION OF MILITARY PARADE, TRUMP CHEERED UP RECEIVING THE NATION’S FIRST “ORANGE HEART MEDAL”
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “I feel so much better,” said Donald Trump after announcing the addition of the “Orange Heart Medal” to the country’s most cherished military decoration awards. Sources close to the current president were said to be concerned about Trump’s emotional state after he was “forced” to cancel a costly grand military parade in Washington. “Even for him, he was in a dark and scary place,” said one White House staffer who requested anonymity before speaking because he feared for his life.
“The Orange Heart is bigger and heavier than the Purple Heart one that I bought,” Trump said. “I also like it because it has me on it.”
Surprising few, the president said the first recipient of the “Orange Heart Medal” would be former military school cadet Donald J. Trump.
“I deserve it,” explained Trump, “my bone spurs are killing me.”
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