Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) –  Helsinki fallout. Paul Ryan abandons ship.

 “It’s not everybody who can ignore their conscience for as long as I did,” writes Paul Ryan in “Oops, My Bad: How I Helped Destroy Democracy, The United States, Millions of People and The World As We Knew It,” a copy of which eTruePolitics received from sources close to Ryan’s family.

It’s been an open secret in Washington that the extended Ryan clan has been “shocked” at the speaker’s abject fealty to a man many of them regard as an “American disgrace,” according to one source.

“My overweening ambition led me to support a traitorous, unbalanced and despicable human being,” Ryan writes in the book’s preface.  “I’ve done my part. And I am ashamed.”

“Oops, My Bad makes me want to vomit,” commented voluble White House press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders, leaving journalists with a cringe-worthy image at her daily press briefing.

 

Photo illustration by Ray Dougela