NEW LEPEW POLL FINDS 109% OF THE WORLD’S INHABITANTS BELIEVE REPUBLICANS ARE “SPINELESS”
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – A new poll from the Pepe Le Pew Research Center released today found that 109% of the world’s inhabitants believe that Republicans are “spineless, slimy traitors.”
Current White House press secretary Sean Spicer quickly denounced the results.
“This Looney Tunes poll stinks, ” Spicer said. “It is both intellectually disingenuous and disgusting to include endangered species in this so-called poll. Even for the Trump haters, that’s low. The President believes endangered species should be left alone to die with dignity rather be harassed by smarty-pants pollsters.”
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