NEW LEPEW POLL FINDS 109% OF THE WORLD’S INHABITANTS BELIEVE REPUBLICANS ARE “SPINELESS”
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – A new poll from the Pepe Le Pew Research Center released today found that 109% of the world’s inhabitants believe that Republicans are “spineless, slimy traitors.” The poll was taken two days after current president Donald Trump’s controversial comments equating violent neo-Nazis with pro-humanity counter protesters.
Current White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders quickly denounced the results.
“This Looney Tunes so-called poll stinks, ” Sanders said. “Not only is the poll intellectually disingenuous, it is disgusting and wrong to harass endangered species, no matter what kind.
“The President believes endangered species should be left alone to deal with the march of progress and then to die with dignity rather than be harassed by smarty-pants pollsters.”
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