LEAVENWORTH-Y? TRUMP & FLYNN SAID TO BE ‘PRISON SHOPPING’
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following the news that former Trump national security adviser Mike Flynn has agreed to please guilty to lying to the FBI, the White House is denying that the current president and Gen Flynn are, essentially, “prison shopping” – in anticipation of guilty verdicts for foreign financial dealings – with the the hope of sharing a cell.
“The idea that Donald Trump will ever spend a night in jail disgusts me,” said staffer Kellyanne Conway.
The President has done nothing wrong,” added Conway, who assured journalists – who hadn’t asked – that Trump, “has never attempted to touch any of my private parts.”
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