LEAVENWORTH-Y? DONALD TRUMP & MIKE FLYNN SAID TO BE PRISON SHOPPING
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following reports that former Trump national security adviser Mike Flynn’s financial ties to Russia are far greater than previously disclosed, including a $100 billion Saudi Arabian financed nuclear power plant deal, the White House is denying that the current president and Gen Flynn are, essentially, “prison shopping” – in anticipation of guilty verdicts for foreign financial dealings – with the the hope of sharing a cell.
“The idea that Donald Trump will ever spend a night in jail disgusts me,” said White House staffer Kellyanne Conway.
The President has done nothing wrong,” added Conway, who assured journalists – who hadn’t asked – that Trump, “has never attempted to touch any of my private parts.”
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