Washington (eTruePolitics) – Special Counsel Robert Mueller is considering filing election law tampering charges against former Trump national security adviser Mike Flynn, a felong who has pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI, after learning that Flynn is publicly campaigning for GOP candidates in California, eTruePolitics has learned.
“He’s as dumb as they come,” said a source close to Mueller’s investigation, “all he has to do is shut up, instead he’s headed for a lifetime in jail.”
The White House quickly denied swirling rumors speculating that the current president and Flynn are now, essentially, “prison shopping” – in anticipation of guilty verdicts – with the the hope of sharing a cell.
“The idea that Donald Trump will ever spend a night in jail disgusts me,” snarled staffer Kellyanne Conway.
The President has done nothing wrong,” added Conway, who assured journalists – who hadn’t asked – that Trump, “has never attempted to touch any of my private parts.”
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