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LET’S DUMP TRUMP… A VERY, VERY PLUMP TRUMP

Mar 2, 2018 | Posted by eTruePolitics | News Stories | 0 comments |

 

Let’s Dump Trump
a very, very PLUMP Trump
He’s got orange skin and a yuge, yuge rump

The bigly world knows he’s a schlump
as he turns the earth into a toxic waste dump

lower IQ than Forrest Gump
seems every week he’s on the stump

if you believe his lies then YOU’RE the chump
life’s really scary with a man named Trump

All I know is Trump’s gotta go
All the way to Guantanamo

Let’s Dump Trump, Let’s Dump Trump

 

“Let’s Dump Trump” by Ray Dougela

 

Tags: #DrSuessDay#impeachment#ImpeachTrump#russiagate#TheResistance#Trumprussia#TrumptrainDonald TrumpDonaldTrumpDr. SuessForest GumpGuantanamoJared KushnerMAGAPutinRussiaRussia #RussiaTheodor GeiselTrumpVladimir Putin
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