PENCE A SECRET PARTNER IN ‘PUTIN PIEROGI’ RESTAURANT FRANCHISE SCHEME?
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The story began late Tuesday night as rumors spread across Washington that vice-president Mike Pence was deeply involved in a deal to franchise a chain of Putin Pierogi restaurants across the United States.
Pence, a former McDonald’s employee currently on government business in Washington, D.C, was set to bring both his personal server experience as well as his low-key management style to the deal.
The Putin Pierogi story went viral when current president Donald Trump saw a Fox & Company report on a prank t-shirt, ‘Keep Calm and Lie Like Pence’ t-shirt, purporting to be a show of support for the embattled vice-president. The shirt is yet another Trump-enraging prank from the activists ArtAct. After the Steve Doocey Fox piece aired, Mr. Trump was said to have erupted in a series of profanities called “baroque” by a source who requested anonymity because she feared for her life.
Trump reportedly grabbed for his Android phone and after a brief tussle with outweighed aide Kellyanne Conway tweeted that “WEENIES CALLING THEMSELVES ART ACT (WEAK!) SHOULD BE DESTROYED.” The tweet was deleted three minutes later and replaced with “BOYCOTT DISGUSTING LYING PENCE T-SHIRTS. SAD!” That tweet was also quickly deleted.
“Destroyed is just a word,” said beleaguered WH press secretary Sarah Sanders, who added that the president would soon issue an Executive Order banning “T-shirts with lies or hurtful messages.”
A source close to ArtAct told eTruePolitics that the Pence t-shirts “are selling like crazy.”
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