JARED KUSHNER RESIGNS, WILL STAR IN THE BIO-PIC “SLUMLORD MILLIONAIRE”
Washington, D.C., Los Angeles, CA (eTruePolitics) – A Tale of two cities.
With the FBI reportedly focusing their espionage investigation on his Russian business ties, Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner shocked Washington, and Los Angeles, when he abruptly resigned today as White House adviser and simultaneously announced completion of principle photography on his first feature film, “Slumlord Millionaire.”
The film, which Kushner will produce and star in, shocked not only Washington and Hollywood, but longtime friends as well.
“After his father went to prison, Jared stopped speaking,” said one source who requested anonymity because he feared for his life. “He’s starring in a movie? You ever even heard his voice? He’s like a Mafia don.”
The Kushner Company one-sheet accompanying the announcement did not have a release date, indicating the film has yet to find a distributor.
“Jared is one sick puppy,” the source concluded.
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