‘JARED, A PRISON TERM SOON AWAITS YOU’ FORTUNE COOKIE FREAKS OUT KUSHNER
Brussels (eTruePolitics) – New York has great Chinese restaurants. If only he’d waited. Jared Kushner didn’t and, instead, opened a fortune cookie to find this ominous message: ‘Jared, a prison term soon awaits you.’
Kushner was angered by the fortune cookie, pounding his fists on the table before storming into the restaurant’s kitchen.
“Kushner spent two hours opening every fortune cookie in the kitchen,” said a restaurant employee who asked, “for obvious reasons” not to be identified in order to speak to a reporter.
“Every one of those fortunes read ‘Jared, a prison term soon awaits you,’ said the staff member.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela