TRUMP FIRES GIULIANI, REPLACES HIM WITH LONGTIME SPOKESMAN JOHN BARRON
“Rudy Chews with His Mouth Open”
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Following the blockbuster news that David Pecker and Allen Weisselberg, two of his closest business partners and friends, received immunity to testify against him, current president of the United States Donald Trump announced he was firing spokesman/lawyer Rudy Giuliani and replacing him with longtime pal and alter ego, John Barron.
“Rudy plays too much golf,” Trump explained, “and have you ever seen him eat? Disgusting! He chews with his mouth open.
“John Barron may not be a lawyer, but he knows everything about the law and has good table manners, too,” added Trump.
“I only hire the best people.”
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