Washington (eTruePolitics) – “This is very hurtful to me personally,” said Donald John Trump after being shown a parody Trump action figure toy mocking the president which online retailers report is enjoying brisk pre-Impeachment Trial sales.
According to former Marine Corps General and Secretary of Defense, Jim Mattis – the creator and part owner of “G.I. Jerk” – the action figure will soon be available in a Russian version.
“We think ‘G.I. Jerk’ will become a valuable collectible, starting on November 3, 2020,” Mattis told eTruePolitics.
“I’m crying a lot. So I’m suing them,” Trump explained.
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