TRUMP BORDER VISIT SEEN AS POTENTIAL HUMANITARIAN CRISIS
The “Tyrannosaurus Rumpus” had a cerebrum brain mass typical of the smallest sexually mature alligators and with its short, two-fingered forelimbs is now thought to have been primarily a scavenger.
The T.Rump appears to closely resemble the smaller, equally voracious “Coulteraptor.”
Common characteristics of the T.Rump include:
Short limbs with tiny fingers
Strange hue of orange “reptilian” skin
Greenish/yellow growth from top of skull
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela