“I’M THE MOST PATRIOTIC PRESIDENT EVER! JUST LOOK AT MY FLAG PINS!”
New York (eTruePolitics) – You’d think Flag Day would be a happy day for current U.S. president Donald Trump. You would be mistaken.
“I’m the most patriotic president ever and I don’t get enough credit for it!” an agitated Donald Trump told Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy in a Wednesday morning interview.
“I have MORE FLAG PINS THAN ANYONE!,” Trump thundered to a perplexed Doocy. “I got them from my Chinese partners, great price!”
White House press secretary Sean Spicer denied that Trump’s profligate use of flag pins violated the Emoluments Clause of the U.S. Constitution which makes receiving gifts from a foreign government a crime.
“The flag pins were not gifts,” said Spicer. “The president, who is the greatest businessman the White House has ever known, negotiated an amazing deal.”
Spicer angrily denied that Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner advised the president on the deal. “Mr. Trump doesn’t need anyone’s help about anything,” said Spicer.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela