TRUMP: MELANIA FLEW TO PALM BEACH TO STAR IN FIRST MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
“Get your claws off me.” – Melania Trump
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump has an explanation for everything.
Why did Melania fly alone to Palm Beach on a military jet? Because principal photography on her first feature film starring role is set to begin on Friday.
“The American people know that missing the first day of shooting would cost millions,” tweeted Trump in defending the use of the Boeing 757 jet. The flight cost U.S. tax payers $35,000.
“This is an American movie made in America by Americans including my Slovenian wife,” explained Trump. “It would be very UNFAIR to ask me to pay for the flight,” said Trump before lavishly praising the first lady’s acting skills.
“She can SCREAM with the best of them, believe me.”
“Mrs. Trump is a gifted actress,” commented voluble White House pr staffer Sarah Sanders. “She’d have to be, if you know what I mean.”
Trump’s pride may be short lived as the low-budget horror film’s poster features a creature resembling the current president.
“Yes, the president has read the script. No, he has no problem with the creature resembling him,” growled an agitated Sanders.
“As everybody knows the president has a wonderful sense of humor,” added Sanders.
“I just wish they’d been a role for me, but unfortunately I’m more of a floater than a swimmer.”
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela