THEY CALL HIM KARPETMUNCHEN: STAFFERS ABANDONING CRAZY DONNIE
Washington (eTruePolitics) – With reports swirling that scores of Trump administration officials, calling the current president “unhinged,” are preparing to quit the administration en masse as soon as this week, the White House is said to be preparing for its most humiliating embarrassment yet.
An emotional staffer pointed to Trump’s reaction to striking public resistance from NFL players and criticism by NBA star LeBron James who called the current president a “bum.”
“He snapped,” said the source, who reported that Trump, reverting once again to a childhood temper tantrum, threw himself on the floor and vigorously began gnawing on a Persian rug.
“We call him ‘karpetmunchen’,” said the source. “But it’s sort of not funny when you see it.”
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