BREAKING: TRUMP ADVISER KELLYANNE CONWAY FIRED AFTER DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO STOP THE TWEETING
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Even Kellyanne Conway, the truest of true believers, had had enough.
Early Tuesday morning, following the latest flurry of bizarre tweets from current president Donald Trump, Conway reportedly ordered that the twittering terror’s beloved Android phone be taken from him.
“What a scene,” said a source who witnessed the White House drama and requested anonymity because he fears for his life.
“Kellyanne was crying, Trump was shouting and Trump’s personal bodyguard Kurt Schiller and Secret Service agents pulled Glocks on one another.”
Conway’s emotional outburst surprised observers.
“I didn’t even know she had tear ducts,” said the source. “Even Trump was shocked. He gave her the phone, and that’s why no tweets. His lawyers are very, very relieved. And to be honest, America is grateful.”
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