BREAKING: TRUMP ADVISER KELLYANNE CONWAY FIRED AFTER DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO STOP THE TWEETING
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Even Kellyanne Conway, the truest of true believers, had had enough.
Early Wednesday morning, following the latest flurry of bizarre tweets from current president Donald Trump, Conway reportedly ordered that the twittering terror’s beloved Android phone be taken from him.
“What a scene,” said a source who witnessed the White House drama and requested anonymity because he fears for his life.
“Kellyanne was crying, Trump was shouting and the Secret Service agents pulled Glocks on Conway.”
Conway’s emotional outburst surprised observers.
“I didn’t even know she had tear ducts,” said the source.
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