THEY CALL HIM KARPETMUNCHEN: TRUMP’S RAGES SAID TO INCLUDE FALLING TO HIS KNEES AND CHEWING CARPETS
New York (eTruePolitics) – EXCLUSIVE. With calls for his impeachment growing louder every hour, one of the great pranks in modern political history sent the current president into an epic rage this morning, according to a West Wing source who requested anonymity because he feared for his life.
“People need to know the president is unhinged,” said the source about the previously unreported story.
What we did know is that a little known group of artists/activists calling themselves ‘ArtAct’ adorned Trump Tower early Wednesday morning with a facsimile marquee and for several hours managed to “rebrand” the 5th Ave. building as ‘Treason Tower.’
The protest art amused thousands of New Yorkers on their way to work and enraged the current president who saw “Fox and Friends” coverage of the ‘Treason Tower’ prank and “snapped,” throwing himself on the floor and vigorously gnawing on a Persian rug.
“We call him ‘karpetmunchen’,” said the source. “But it’s sort of not funny when you see it.”
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela