“DO YOU WANT TO SUPERSIZE THAT?” ‘RATTLED’ PENCE SAID TO BE CONSIDERING RESIGNATION
Washington, D.C., Columbus, IN (eTruePolitics) – Rumors abounded through Washington today that a “humiliated” and increasingly angry Mike Pence could resign the vice-presidency as soon as Monday.
The shocking news has Pence taking a position with McDonald’s as soon as next week, creating an immediate problem for the company’s upper management. Columbus, Indiana has three McDonald’s but only one famous native son.
Franchise friction seemed inevitable.
“I’m a hard worker but even I can’t be in three places at the same time,” Pence reportedly joked to aides.
A plan will be implemented that will allow Pence to spend mornings at the downtown 3rd St location and then rotate between the franchises on N. National Road and Jonathan Moore Pike.
“This is a dream come true for Mike,” said one senior staffer. “McDonald’s is a perfect fit.”
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