EXCLUSIVE: BANNON OUSTER TIED TO LATE NIGHT WHITE FOOD FIGHT WITH JARED KUSHNER
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The White House Mess is a real mess. The trouble started in the Ward Room, an exclusive section of the White House Mess reserved for senior economic administration officials, including on Thursday night Jared Kushner and Steve Bannon.
“Mr. Bannon was eating apple pie, a big piece, and he was talking loud and chewing with his mouth open,” said a source, who requested anonymity because he feared for his life. “And Mr. Kushner was mumbling and shooting him dirty looks.”
Suddenly, cursing baroquely, a red-faced Bannon jumped to his feet and threw a fistful of dripping apple pie at Kushner … who adroitly jete’-ed out of the way.
Kushner then grabbed a mound of Beluga caviar from his copiously laden, golden platter and returned fire. A direct hit, prompting Bannon to weep. For fifteen minutes.
Reportedly, when Trump heard about the weeping, the alt-right leader’s fate was sealed.
“I’m gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life,” the eyewitness told eTruePolitics.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela