Washington (eTruePolitics) – When your hometown mocks you, it’s time to hit the road. Tulare, CA, birthplace of beleaguered Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Devin Nunes, today unveiled a new town plaque, “honoring” their famous native son. “We’re hoping that there’s no such thing as bad publicity,” said a spokesman from the Tulare Mayor’s […]
Editor-in-chief Frank Coffey is the author of the critically praised humor books The Complete Idoit’s Guide for Dumies (sic), The All Time Baseball Teams Book, and The Wit and Wisdom of George Steinbrenner, as well as grownup books like 60 Minutes: 25 Years of Television’s Finest Hour. He is the author of four novels, has written for television and movies, and been a book, newspaper and magazine editor.
Art Director Ray Dougela was born and raised in Connecticut and graduated from the University of New Hampshire, where he studied drawing, painting, sculpture, photography, furniture design, bronze casting and the fine art of juggling. Raybird Design’s clients have included ESPN, HBO, Rolling Stone, The New Yorker, ABC, Disney, Warner, Turner Entertainment, Bodacious Records and Jose Cuervo.
New York (eTruePolitics) – Current U.S. president Donald Trump is said to be spending “virtually every waking minute” on the ‘The Trump Network,’ (formerly known as ‘Fox News’) including personally producing the fledgling network’s first promo spot. eTruePolitics obtained the currently embargoed promo spot from an assistant director who worked on the spot and quickly […]
“It Can’t Happen Here” – Sinclair Lewis (1935) “It Can Happen Here” – Joe Conason (2007) “It Did Happen Here” – America (2017) Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
New York (eTruePolitics) A prank gift – The “Trump Whiny Little Baby Pacifier” – reportedly so infuriated current president Donald Trump that he threw himself to his knees and chewed the edge of an Oval Office carpet, according to a source close to beleaguered White House press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders. The “Trump Whiny Little […]
Let’s Dump Trump a very, very PLUMP Trump He’s got orange skin and a yuge, yuge rump The bigly world knows he’s a schlump as he turns the earth into a toxic waste dump lower IQ than Forrest Gump seems every week he’s on the stump if you believe his lies then YOU’RE the […]
New York (eTruePolitics) – Be afraid. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In a shocking, once-in-a-Presidency announcement, Donald Trump said today he had reached a $900 billion deal “in principle” to sell Christmas to the Chinese, a deal which the current President says will guarantee free health care to all Americans. “I will sign the agreement on January 1st and starting on January 2nd […]
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “Disgusted and angry,” growled White House press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders about current president Donald Trump’s reaction to a design for a ‘Trump Straitjacket’ prank gift. The photo illustrated design was sent to selected media, including eTruePolitics, by ArtAct, a group of artist/activists who previously drew the president’s ire with a ‘Trump […]
Washington, New York (eTruePolitics) – After what was said to be an “intense debate” between the Republican National Committee and the Trump Organization, four dramatically diverse non-fiction volumes have been selected as 2017’s top Republican Christmas books. The four, in order of selection: “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Entitlement” by Donald Jr., Ivanka and […]
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – This card approved by Donald J. Trump (current president, United States of America). GIF by Ray Dougela
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