New York (eTrueSports) – A crowd outside ESPN’s Manhattan offices protesting the firing of Curt Schilling was dispersed without incident by the NYPD Thursday afternoon, eTrueSports has learned. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” a patrolman told reporters.
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“Soulless” New Yankee Stadium to be Razed, ‘Old’ Stadium Rebuilt New York (eTrueSports) – In a surprising announcement, the Steinbrenner family, owners of the New York Yankees, responding to mounting public criticism, announced they would immediately begin rebuilding an exact duplicate of the ‘old Yankee’ stadium on its original grounds. When the new old stadium […]
Buffalo (eTrueSports) – Sources close to Donald Trump say the mogul is furious at Bills’ football coach Rex Ryan for comments he made in introducing a visibly plump Trump at a Buffalo rally Monday night. Ryan jokingly said that Trump’s weight gain was an attempt by the mogul to “eat his way” onto the […]
New York (eTrueSports) – The American Narcolepsy Association has offered Joe Girardi the newly created position of National Poster Person. “I need to sleep on it,” Yankee manager reportedly said shortly before his naptime.
Indigents Welcome New York (eTrueSports) – After enduring weeks of unwanted television coverage showing scores of empty luxury box seats at Yankee games – caused, the team claims, by wealthy fans abandoning their seats to watch big-screen TV’s in high-end restaurants – the Yankees announced ‘The Yankee Seat-Fillers Club’ to tackle the increasingly embarrassing ‘naked […]
Mexico City (eTrueSports) – The Diablo Rojos of the Mexican Baseball League have made Donald Trump a “low-four-figure” offer to become the team’s official mascot, eTrueSports has learned. The move making ‘El Trumpo Grande’ the first-ever South of the Border Gringo mascot was called “nauseating” by Mexican Univision reporter Jorge Ramos.
New Jersey (eTrueSports) Chris Christie rushed to Boston on Friday morning to counsel troubled Red Sox third baseman Padro Sandoval, eTrueSports has learned. “I’m springing for lunch,” said NJ governor.
Boston (eTrueSports) – A just released Harvard Medical School study, using the Standard Beignet IQ test, has found that prolonged exposure to the information ticker (or crawl) on MLB TV’s baseball broadcasts “dramatically reduces” cognitive function across all age and gender groups. “The troubling news,” said Dr. Arnold Rump, the study’s lead researcher, “is […]
STORY UPDATE: Twins win, cancel contract with Cuban pitcher Fidel Castro. “He wouldn’t do windsprints,” said a source close to the now 1-9 Twins. Original story: Minneapolis (eTrueSports) – Capitalizing on the Obama administration’s softening Cuban policy, the winless (0-9) Minnesota Twins announced the signing of veteran right-handed pitcher Fidel Castro. “He’s wily and […]
New York (eTrueSports) -In a surprising turn at a press conference on the eve of his 14th season as a broadcaster, Paul O’Neill calls for hummus ban at Yankee Stadium. “Terrorists eat it,” explained the YES Network announcer and Trump supporter.
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