Cleveland (eTruePolitics) – Demonstrating once again his shrewd business instincts, best-selling author and current Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump today announced the publication of “My Little Pony: Plagiarism Magic,” an ‘instant book’ aimed at girls 4-12. “I stayed up all night alone writing,” said Mr. Trump, “and I have to tell you, I’ve very proud […]
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Cleveland (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump plans to name Dana White, head of the the mixed martial arts organization Ultimate Fighting Championship, U.S. Secretary of Education should he be elected U.S. President, eTruePolitics has learned. Few details of White’s plans for the Education Department have been revealed, though the UFC honcho is on record as saying […]
Indianapolis (eTruePolitics) – Indiana Trumps? Sources close to Gov. Mike Pence say the Republican vice-presidential candidate will call for Indiana University President Michael McRobbie to change the school’s athletic teams’ name from ‘Hoosiers’ to ‘Trumps.’ “Rebranding is inevitable,” said Trump supporter and former Hoosier basketball coach Bobby Knight in supporting the change. “Relax and enjoy […]
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The “Republican Low Bar Gymnastics Competition” will be held all day, every day, during the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, eTruePolitics has learned. The much anticipated July 18-21 competition, open to all delegates and expected to feature elaborate twisting and flipping, consists of the following events, named in honor of Republican party […]
New York (eTruePolitics) – Once again doubling down on a controversial statement – this time his call for 24/7 surveillance of American Muslims – current Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump urged police officials and anti-immigration activists nationwide to “Follow the falafel.” “Muslim’s can’t resist the stuff,” Mr. Trump explained in a tweet.
New York (eTruePolitics) – With their National Convention in a deep financial hole, Republicans finally received some good news today when WME-IMG, the Hollywood talent agency and new owner of the mixed martial arts organization Ultimate Fighting Championship, announced the UFC would be a major sponsor of their upcoming convention. A Democratic spokesperson quickly denounced the […]
10. “Summer, my ass.” 9. “Greatest thing about the Open? No Curtis Strange.” 8. “Yes, Mr. Montgomerie, we know you’re upset about something.” 7. “A Postage Stamp belongs on a letter not a golf course.” 6. “I feel so sorry for Tiger.” 5. “You think it’s true that wind causes more suicides than depression?” 4. […]
“I don’t have anything to apologize for.” Pocatello, Idaho – A Pocatello man has self-identified as a Donald Trump supporter, eTruePolitics has learned. “I don’t have anything to apologize for,” said John L. Canard, 62, the assistant manager of Pocatello’s largest for-profit Bible study group. “Lying is not a sin,” added Canard, who met the […]
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LeBron James, Trump in Shouting Match Cleveland (eTruePolitics) – Six weeks before the Republican national convention and already there’s trouble. Sources close to the Cleveland Cavaliers say Donald Trump got into a shouting match with LeBron James on Tuesday as the team was practicing at the Quicken Loans arena for Wednesday’s game three of the […]
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