STORY UPDATE: Twins win, cancel contract with Cuban pitcher Fidel Castro. “He wouldn’t do windsprints,” said a source close to the now 1-9 Twins. Original story: Minneapolis (eTrueSports) – Capitalizing on the Obama administration’s softening Cuban policy, the winless (0-9) Minnesota Twins announced the signing of veteran right-handed pitcher Fidel Castro. “He’s wily and […]
Editor-in-chief Frank Coffey is the author of the critically praised humor books The Complete Idoit's Guide for Dumies (sic), The All Time Baseball Teams Book, and The Wit and Wisdom of George Steinbrenner, as well as grownup books like 60 Minutes: 25 Years of Television's Finest Hour. He is the author of four novels, has written for television and movies, and been a book, newspaper and magazine editor. Art Director Ray Dougela was born and raised in Connecticut and graduated from the University of New Hampshire, where he studied drawing, painting, sculpture, photography, furniture design, bronze casting and the fine art of juggling. Raybird Design's clients have included ESPN, HBO, Rolling Stone, The New Yorker, ABC, Disney, Warner, Turner Entertainment, Bodacious Records and Jose Cuervo.
New York (eTrueSports) -In a surprising turn at a press conference on the eve of his 14th season as a broadcaster, Paul O’Neill calls for hummus ban at Yankee Stadium. “Terrorists eat it,” explained the YES Network announcer and Trump supporter.
New York (eTrueSports) – TNT’s analyst Chris Webber will receive the coveted 2016 Most Muted Award from the US Basketball Fans Association. “It was pointless to wait until the end of the season,” said a USBFA spokesman.
New York (eTrueSports) – In an about-to-be-released press statement, Donald J. Trump will announce a ban on Phil Mickelson at all Trump-owned courses, including those “in Scotland and other foreign countries,” sources told eTrueSports. “Folks, there’s a reason why everybody calls him ‘Lefty’,” Trump reportedly said. “Believe me, Commies don’t make the cut in […]
New York (eTrueSports) – Donald Trump joined Andrew Cuomo today in calling for MMA cage fighting to replace baseball as the country’s National Pastime. “Violence and vulgarity are the best economic generators ever,” said Trump who called baseball “insufficiently savage” and praised the NY Governor for his “morality- free” leadership in pushing for state legalization […]
New York (eTrueSports) – Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz calls on PGA to investigate Masters’ leader and fellow Texan Jordan Spieth for “excess empathy toward his fellow man.”
CBS broadcaster Jim Nantz’s autobiography, “I Never Met A High-Net-Worth Individual I Didn’t Like,” foreword by Tiger Woods, is being shopped to New York publishers, sources told eTrueSports.
The U.S. Putt-Putt Golf Association has withdrawn an invitation to Ernie Els to speak at their national convention in Austin, TX. “We can’t afford to be embarrassed,” said a Putt-Putt spokesman.
Little known fact: Elvis loved golf. And understood well its terrors. “In The Bunker” – an eTrueSports original video.
Tavern on the Green Jacket is a new Augusta restaurant and a certain iconic NY eatery isn’t happy about it and they’re suing. Neither are the folks who run the Masters, they’re suing. eTrueSports isn’t taking sides, but we love the menu.