New York (eTruePolitics) – In a surprising turn, embattled Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway confirmed ongoing media rumors that she is an extraterrestrial. “I am very proud of my alien ancestry,” Conway said in a prepared statement which claimed that her family had landed in Area 51 in the “early 1700s” and thus qualified as indigenous […]
Editor-in-chief Frank Coffey is the author of the critically praised humor books The Complete Idoit’s Guide for Dumies (sic), The All Time Baseball Teams Book, and The Wit and Wisdom of George Steinbrenner, as well as grownup books like 60 Minutes: 25 Years of Television’s Finest Hour. He is the author of four novels, has written for television and movies, and been a book, newspaper and magazine editor.
Art Director Ray Dougela was born and raised in Connecticut and graduated from the University of New Hampshire, where he studied drawing, painting, sculpture, photography, furniture design, bronze casting and the fine art of juggling. Raybird Design’s clients have included ESPN, HBO, Rolling Stone, The New Yorker, ABC, Disney, Warner, Turner Entertainment, Bodacious Records and Jose Cuervo.
New York (eTruePolitics) A prank gift – The “Trump Whiny Little Baby Pacifier” – has reportedly infuriated current president Donald Trump according to a source close to beleaguered White House communications director Hope Hicks. The “Trump Whiny Little Baby Pacifier,” which Amazone just named their Deal-of-the-Week, may be the work of ‘ArtAct’ the anonymous group […]
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – This card approved by Donald J. Trump (current president, United States of America). GIF by Ray Dougela
“It Can’t Happen Here” – Sinclair Lewis (1935) “It Can Happen Here” – Joe Conason (2007) “It Did Happen Here” – America (2017) Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Atlanta (eTruePolitics) – In a daring early Saturday morning raid, Trump supporters defaced CNN’s Atlanta headquarters according to Atlanta police. “Vandalism in the defense of liberty is NO VICE!” Trump quickly tweeted after news of the attack. “I stand with the brave freedom fighters who hate FAKE NEWS, CNN and JAKE TAPPER WHO IS A […]
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell announced that a “GOP Tax Bill” celebration will be held at Donald Trump’s new “Cemetery of Humanity ” on December 25th. “Be sure to bring a jacket,” said the voluble McConnell. “It’s going to be a long, cold winter.” Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Indicted former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort’s smartphone is said to contain illustrations of a Russian-influenced redesign of the Republican Party’s official symbol, according to sources close to the Mueller investigation who have seen the images. After the revelation, Special Counsel Robert Mueller moved to oppose Manafort’s bail agreement with the […]
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Can we speed things up, please? “The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.” – Theodore Parker Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following the news that former Trump national security adviser Mike Flynn has agreed to please guilty to lying to the FBI, the White House is denying that the current president and Gen Flynn are, essentially, “prison shopping” – in anticipation of guilty verdicts for foreign financial dealings – with the the hope […]
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