New York (eTruePolitics) – An exclusive first look at Despot magazine’s January ‘Special Bromance’ edition was leaked to eTruePolitics by a source close to the White House. “The president felt the photo used of him could have been a bit more flattering,” said current White House press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders, confirming that Trump had […]
Editor-in-chief Frank Coffey is the author of the critically praised humor books The Complete Idoit’s Guide for Dumies (sic), The All Time Baseball Teams Book, and The Wit and Wisdom of George Steinbrenner, as well as grownup books like 60 Minutes: 25 Years of Television’s Finest Hour. He is the author of four novels, has written for television and movies, and been a book, newspaper and magazine editor.
Art Director Ray Dougela was born and raised in Connecticut and graduated from the University of New Hampshire, where he studied drawing, painting, sculpture, photography, furniture design, bronze casting and the fine art of juggling. Raybird Design’s clients have included ESPN, HBO, Rolling Stone, The New Yorker, ABC, Disney, Warner, Turner Entertainment, Bodacious Records and Jose Cuervo.
RYAN TRASHES TRUMP IN NEW BOOK: “My Overweening Ambition Led Me to Support a Bigoted, Unbalanced & Despicable Human Being. I Was Terribly Wrong.”
Janesville, WIS (eTruePolitics) – “It’s not everybody who can ignore their conscience for as long as I did,” writes Paul Ryan in his stunning upcoming memoir, “Oops, My Bad: How I Helped Destroy Democracy, The United States, Millions of People and The World As We Knew It.” The shocking mea culpa will be published on December 22nd, […]
Janesville, WI., November 11, 2086 – For Hillary Ryan-Abidi, descendant of one of the most infamous political names in Wisconsin history, the post mortems after her defeat this week in the state’s 1st Congressional District weren’t complicated. Heavy family baggage. After all, her great-grandfather was Paul Ryan, who 70 years ago was the Speaker of […]
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – A crowd outside the White House protesting the ouster of Trump aide Omarosa Manigault was dispersed by Metro D.C. police early this morning without incident according to an eyewitness who requested anonymity because she feared for her life. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” a police spokesman later told […]
New York (eTruePolitics) – Be afraid. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
New York (eTruePolitics) – It seemed like such a good idea. Just days into his term, current president Donald Trump abruptly decided to replace the iconic Statue of Liberty in Upper New York Bay with a monument honoring ‘America’s co-president’ Steve Bannon. “Steve deserves it,” tweeted Trump at the time, “he works hard. And, he […]
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Bad news travels fast. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
New York (eTruePolitics) – In a surprising turn, embattled Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway confirmed ongoing media rumors that she is an extraterrestrial. “I am very proud of my alien ancestry,” Conway said in a prepared statement which claimed that her family had landed in Area 51 in the “early 1700s” and thus qualified as indigenous […]
New York (eTruePolitics) A prank gift – The “Trump Whiny Little Baby Pacifier” – has reportedly infuriated current president Donald Trump according to a source close to beleaguered White House communications director Hope Hicks. The “Trump Whiny Little Baby Pacifier,” which Amazone just named their Deal-of-the-Week, may be the work of ‘ArtAct’ the anonymous group […]
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