New York (eTruePolitics) – Current U.S. president Donald Trump is said to be spending “virtually every waking minute” on the ‘The Trump Network,’ (formerly known as ‘Fox News’) including personally producing the fledgling network’s first promo spot.

eTruePolitics obtained the currently embargoed promo spot from an assistant director who worked on the spot and quickly regretted it.

“It’s cheesy and cheap, and I’m overwhelmed with shame,” said the AD who requested anonymity because he fears for his life.

“I didn’t sleep for three days after we wrapped. Also, I didn’t get paid.”

Trump Network ‘promo’ spot conceived, written, voiced and directed by Ray Dougela