A Rod Cheaties BEST

New York (eTruePolitics) – Attempting to capitalize on his impending retirement, the New York Yankees’ Alex Rodriguez and General Mills announced they would release Cheaties,” a new breakfast cereal, on Friday, August 12th, the day he will play his last game.

“I chose the name Cheaties to dispel the notion that I don’t have a sense of humor,” A-Rod explained. “I know everybody’s laughing at me so I decided to laugh right along with them and make some bucks.

“And, I want to repeat, I am very funny,” said the former hitter.