Roger Stone’s Creepy Tattoo Reboot
“Stonewall it. Plead the fifth. Anything to save the plan…..Richard Nixon.” “You are a rat. A...
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“Stonewall it. Plead the fifth. Anything to save the plan…..Richard Nixon.” “You are a rat. A...
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“Pull the string and I’ll wink at you, I’m your puppet I’ll do funny...
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an early Saturday morning tweet called “pathetic and lame” by the...
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Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – In one of her first days on the job, Karen Pence, a new art...
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“Now we know Facebook will do whatever it takes to make money. They have absolutely no morals.” –...
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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