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Venice, CA – (eTruePolitics) – This is no joke, Putin can make you sick. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Venice, CA – (eTruePolitics) – This is no joke, Putin can make you sick. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following widespread criticism of his Tuesday night Phoenix speech, in which he blamed the media for causing the country’s growing post-Charlottesville racial tensions, Trump took the...
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – The White House Mess is a real mess. The trouble started in the Ward Room, an exclusive section of the White House Mess reserved for senior economic administration officials, including on...
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – Free bumper stickers courtesy of the Democratic National Committee. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump is insane. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for ‘good’ men to do nothing. There are currently 40 active duty 4-star officers in the United States...
Read MoreDonald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.
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