by special correspondent Ray Dougela New York (eTruePolitics) – With reports that Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner is pitching investors for a Trump television network, former Today Show host Billy Bush abruptly jumped into the high-stakes, eponymous TV game. At a press conference announcing formation of The Billy Bush Network (BBN), the affable Bush adroitly ticked […]

New York (eTruePolitics) Birds of a feather? Trump’s rapacious spokeswomen Kellyanne Conway, Ann Coulter and Sarah Isgur Flores are reportedly going to be sued by the Society For America’s Kids, eTruePolitics has learned. “They scare the children,” said the SFAK in a press release.   GIF by Ray Dougela

New York, China Spring, TX (eTruePolitics) – Trump spokesperson KA Conway today announced that iconic rocker Ted Nugent would be a featured performer at the Presidential Inauguration on Friday, January 20th. Nugent will sing his hit “I Kissed A Trump,” Conway confirmed.  Though insiders maintain that Wayne Newton is the leading candidate to sing The […]

New York (eTruePolitics) – “Sing a Song of Sick Pence,” a nursery rhyme for our time.   Photo illustration by Ray Dougela

Washington (eTruePolitics) – Imagining the presidency of Donald J. Trump: Chapter One: “I Never Said I Was a Perfect Person”   Photo illustration by Ray Dougela

Green Bay, WI (eTruePolitics) –  “I think I just threw up in my mouth,” one rally attendee told an eTruePolitics reporter. “I couldn’t help it.”   Photo illustration by Ray Dougela  

  New York (eTruePolitics) – Journalistic integrity 101: With a headline blaring “Stick a fork in it,”  the current Republican presidential candidate’s own magazine calls for Donald J. Trump to quit. Kudos.     Photo illustration by Ray Dougela

New Hampshire (eTruePolitics) – Following fierce media and public criticism after calling Donald Trump a “role model’ for children, beleaguered Senator Kelly Ayotte has reportedly ordered that a 10,000 copy print run of a controversial new Ayotte/Trump campaign flyer be destroyed, eTruePolitics has learned. “Feckless mistakes happen,” an Ayotte staffer told a reporter, “but Kelly […]

Dallas (eTruePolitics) – Escalating his public criticism of current Republican candidate Donald J. Trump, Texas billionaire Mark Cuban called the orange-hued former reality TV star an “asshole” for the Trump campaign’s refusal to stop anywhere in Texas in recent weeks. “Donald Trump is afraid to answer tough tax questions from Texans,” said Cuban. “He’s so […]

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